The Banana

Although this seems like something that the Monty Python team would have produced, apparently it’s a deadly serious attempt to show how God has designed the banana for human consumption. Words fail me.
Someone should tell the makers of this video that the culinary banana is the result of selective breeding by humans.  

About Geoff Coupe

I'm a British citizen, although I have lived and worked in the Netherlands since 1983. I came here on a three year assignment, but fell in love with the country, and one Dutchman in particular, and so have stayed here ever since. On the 13th December 2006 I also became a Dutch citizen.
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3 Responses to The Banana

  1. Gelert says:

    I  adore this video (which I’ve seen before)  – my favourite bits are the ‘non slip surface’, the handy ‘tab’ at the top and the fact that its ‘curved towards the face’ – depends which way you hold it. Personally, I think they should be more concerned about why God made it so darned hard to get at the coconut – I love the things, but no handy tab, no handy hand shape, no easy chew contents and curved towards the face it aint. Now that’s what I’d call an athiests nightmare, or anyone else’s for that matter.

  2. Brian says:

    Coconuts have those three eye-thingies at the top which are clearly the mark of the beast.  These two evangenitals cooked this video up as an anti-gay screed, hence the banana.  They clearly aim their message at the mordantly stupid as that’s the only cretinous level will swallow this nonsense.  The one on the right, Kirk Cameron, conducted with his father the notorious survey in Denmark which suggested that gays die younger.  They both have long been discredited by the scientific community (see Box Turtle Bulletin).
    Hence they are reduced to fruits. 

  3. Geoff says:

    Ah, so that’s Kirk Cameron? Like father, like son, obviously.

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